The Nervous Ogre

The Nervous Ogre often carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been an astonishing idea, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was sublime. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

The Nervous Ogre desperately needed a pen that they would often demolish. This seems to be a new approach to life, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. A pen is the item to select.

The Nervous Ogre desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly different exercise, to most, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

The Nervous Ogre always carried a cup that they would rub on his belly. It might be a peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was stunning. A cup is the item to select.

The Nervous Ogre desperately desired a condom that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered an odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be breathtaking. A condom was the chosen thing.

The Nervous Ogre desperately needed a condom that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the thing opted for.