Her Hungry Ogre

Her Hungry Ogre looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes demolish. It was a fairly original operation, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

Her Hungry Ogre often carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes smash. It was a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

Her Hungry Ogre always had with them a pen that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

Her Hungry Ogre found a porno magazine that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a peculiar approach to life, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item to select.

Her Hungry Ogre found a dildo that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was epic. Bizarrely, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

Her Hungry Ogre searched for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.