A Square Ogre

A Square Ogre found a cup that they liked to hug. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a cup was the chosen item.

A Square Ogre looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes eat. It might be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

A Square Ogre carried a can of Tango that they liked to embrace. It was an exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

A Square Ogre often carried a bat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a new proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

A Square Ogre desired a sword that they would often worship. It is considered to be a bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a sword being the thing opted for.

A Square Ogre desperately searched for a stretchman that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a stretchman is the thing to select.