Her Stupid Ogre

Her Stupid Ogre found a wig that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a wig being the item opted for.

Her Stupid Ogre desperately needed a helmet that they sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

Her Stupid Ogre often carried a set square that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly original idea, to you, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was simply life. A set square being the thing selected.

Her Stupid Ogre always had with them a pen that they would drop. It is an extraordinary action, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pen being the item opted for.

Her Stupid Ogre desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

Her Stupid Ogre needed a bag of poop that they sometimes play with. It would be a fairly new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to select.