Ugly Ogre

Ugly Ogre always had with them a set of lego that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is a fairly curious operation, to many, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the chosen item.

Ugly Ogre had a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly an original idea, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

Ugly Ogre needed a custard pie to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an unusual thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. A custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

Ugly Ogre found a rubber johnny that they sometimes cuddle. It might be a curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

Ugly Ogre searched for a rubber chicken that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

Ugly Ogre always had with them a chocolate bar that they would try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.