His Stupid Ogre

His Stupid Ogre wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the item selected.

His Stupid Ogre desired a pen that they would sometimes annihilate It might be an original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was fun. Strangely, a pen was the thing that was selected.

His Stupid Ogre found a mug that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly different action, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was epic. Strangely, a mug is the item that was chosen.

His Stupid Ogre wanted a helmet that they liked to share. It is considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

His Stupid Ogre often carried a stretchman that they sometimes throw. It should have been a new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

His Stupid Ogre searched for a porno magazine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be a curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was stunning. A porno magazine was the item that was opted for.