A Eccentric Ogre

A Eccentric Ogre always had with them a toilet brush that they would drop. It would have been a funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

A Eccentric Ogre desperately searched for a condom that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a fairly astonishing activity, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a condom is the item that was chosen.

A Eccentric Ogre always kept a piece of paper that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

A Eccentric Ogre found a sponge that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly peculiar action, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

A Eccentric Ogre desperately craved for a bag of flour that they sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.

A Eccentric Ogre desperately needed a magic 8 ball to experiment on. It was considered to be a peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.