Grumpy Ogre

Grumpy Ogre found a ball to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly funny thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a ball is the item to opt for.

Grumpy Ogre often carried a custard pie that they would sometimes smash. It is an unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

Grumpy Ogre had a set square that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be spectacular. Strangely, a set square being the chosen thing.

Grumpy Ogre desperately wanted a mug that they would break. It is considered to be a fairly original idea, to some, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a mug was the item that was chosen.

Grumpy Ogre always had with them a teapot that they would break. It was a funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a teapot being the thing opted for.

Grumpy Ogre looked for a tomato that they liked to worship. It should have been an astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was amazing. Remarkably, a tomato is the item that was chosen.