The Green Ogre

The Green Ogre owned a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

The Green Ogre desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would smash. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Green Ogre always had with them a rubber chicken to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Green Ogre desperately searched for a sponge that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Green Ogre always kept a melon that they would sometimes break. It would be a peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Green Ogre wanted a bottle of coke that they would throw. This seems to be a fairly original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was simply life. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.