The Crypting Ogre

The Crypting Ogre had a wig to play with. One might find this to be an odd undertaking, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. A wig was the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Ogre desperately desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be an exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Ogre always kept a bottle of beer that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly curious activity, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

The Crypting Ogre desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a fairly different action, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Ogre desperately searched for a cucumber that they would often sleep with. It should have been a peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

The Crypting Ogre desperately needed a hat that they liked to insert somewhere. It was a fairly astonishing exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the item that was chosen.