A Exceptional Ogre

A Exceptional Ogre searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

A Exceptional Ogre searched for a dildo that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be amazing. Honestly, a dildo is the item to choose.

A Exceptional Ogre had a sword that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been a peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a sword of all things.

A Exceptional Ogre needed a can of Tango that they would often worship. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

A Exceptional Ogre always had with them a computer that they would put up their bum. It should have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the thing to choose.

A Exceptional Ogre always kept a spade that they would sometimes embrace. It should be an unusual activity, to some, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a spade being the chosen thing.