The Adventurous Ogre

The Adventurous Ogre owned a sack of potatoes that they sometimes drop. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was awesome. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

The Adventurous Ogre owned a rubber chicken to try to balance on their head. It might be a weird operation, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

The Adventurous Ogre desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly original operation, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A can of Tango is the thing to select.

The Adventurous Ogre desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand to throw. This seems to be a new operation, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

The Adventurous Ogre looked for a rubber johnny that they would often worship. One might say this is a fairly unusual thought, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

The Adventurous Ogre desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is simply life. A pint of beer would be the item that was selected.