The Gentle Ogre

The Gentle Ogre desperately desired a toilet brush that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly different idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Ogre owned a wig that they would throw. One might say this is a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a wig was the item that was selected.

The Gentle Ogre desperately desired a can of coke to play with. One might find this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the thing selected.

The Gentle Ogre desperately wanted a can of coke that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. A can of coke having that done to it

The Gentle Ogre desired a bottle of coke that they would often experiment on. This seems a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Gentle Ogre desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing selected.