The Bewildered Ogre

The Bewildered Ogre desperately searched for a computer that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Ogre always kept a mug that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly different thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a mug being the item selected.

The Bewildered Ogre desperately needed a pint of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Ogre always carried a lava lamp that they sometimes play with. It is a surprising action, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

The Bewildered Ogre desired a stretchman that they would often share. This seems to be a curious action, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was simply life. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Ogre craved for a dildo to drop. It was considered to be a curious activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. A dildo would be the thing that was selected.