Eccentric Ogre

Eccentric Ogre often carried a ball that they would experiment on. It might be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a ball would be the item that was selected.

Eccentric Ogre desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

Eccentric Ogre desperately craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the item selected.

Eccentric Ogre desperately looked for a bat that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would be a peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the item to select.

Eccentric Ogre had a bottle of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a fairly funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

Eccentric Ogre desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly funny operation, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.