His Scary Ogre

His Scary Ogre desperately looked for a pencil sharpener to cuddle. One might consider this to be a weird idea, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was sublime. A pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

His Scary Ogre desperately craved for a can of coke that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been an extraordinary proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the chosen thing.

His Scary Ogre often carried a condom to embrace. It was a fairly astonishing operation, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a condom would be the chosen thing.

His Scary Ogre carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, epic. A bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

His Scary Ogre carried a sponge that they would occasionally smash. It was a weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

His Scary Ogre desired a stretchman that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was out of this world. Strangely, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.