His Handsome Ogre

His Handsome Ogre often carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to you, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

His Handsome Ogre desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly different operation, to many, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

His Handsome Ogre often carried a computer that they would often put up their bum. This seems a different operation, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the item to select.

His Handsome Ogre always carried a bag of flour that they liked to embrace. This could be considered a peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

His Handsome Ogre carried a cheese grater that they would rub on his belly. It should have been a bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

His Handsome Ogre craved for a pint of beer to put down their trousers. This seems to be a funny suggestion, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was out of this world. A pint of beer of all things.