Her Dodgy Ogre

Her Dodgy Ogre wanted a sponge that they would often break. It would be a funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was sublime. Honestly, a sponge was the chosen item.

Her Dodgy Ogre carried a spade that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly different exercise, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a spade being the thing selected.

Her Dodgy Ogre desperately needed a bottle of beer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. A bottle of beer being the chosen item.

Her Dodgy Ogre often carried a big sponge that they would occasionally eat. It would be a fairly odd action, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the item selected.

Her Dodgy Ogre desperately desired a mug that they would sometimes share. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the item opted for.

Her Dodgy Ogre desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would demolish. It is considered to be a fairly new exercise, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is epic. Honestly, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.