Their Adorable Ogre

Their Adorable Ogre always kept a piece of paper that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

Their Adorable Ogre desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to put up their bum. It was a different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

Their Adorable Ogre desired a chocolate bar that they liked to drop. It should be a fairly surprising operation, to many, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was fun. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

Their Adorable Ogre looked for a cucumber that they liked to sit and look at. It might have been an original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was entertaining. Remarkably, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

Their Adorable Ogre desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly weird operation, to most, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

Their Adorable Ogre often carried a bottle of wine that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was amazing. A bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.