Her Chinese Ogre

Her Chinese Ogre carried a porno magazine that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a porno magazine of all things.

Her Chinese Ogre desperately searched for a big sponge that they liked to eat. It should have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Chinese Ogre always kept a CD player to play with. It was a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was out of this world. A CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Chinese Ogre desperately desired a pint of cider that they liked to break. It should be a fairly odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was amazing. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

Her Chinese Ogre had a toilet brush that they sometimes drop. It would have been an original approach to life, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

Her Chinese Ogre carried a condom that they would often put up their bum. It was a fairly funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a condom is the item to choose.