The Famous Ogre

The Famous Ogre looked for a radiator that they sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Ogre always kept a sword that they liked to share. It would be a fairly weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Ogre desperately desired a cup that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly different idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was awesome. Who would have thought, a cup being the chosen item.

The Famous Ogre desperately searched for a stapler that they would sometimes play with. It should have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the chosen item.

The Famous Ogre wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

The Famous Ogre desperately looked for a helmet that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.