Her Fat Ogre

Her Fat Ogre craved for a chocolate bar that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be an odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

Her Fat Ogre desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they liked to demolish. It would be an original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

Her Fat Ogre always kept a computer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a computer is the item that was chosen.

Her Fat Ogre desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would often cuddle. It would be a strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

Her Fat Ogre craved for a pen that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pen being the thing selected.

Her Fat Ogre always had with them a can of Tango that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly astonishing action, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.