Her Ugly Ogre

Her Ugly Ogre always kept a chocolate bar that they would drop. It is a fairly new thought, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be fun. A chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

Her Ugly Ogre always carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes worship. It was a bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

Her Ugly Ogre always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is simply life. A pencil sharpener is the item to select.

Her Ugly Ogre desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly exciting action, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Ugly Ogre always carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

Her Ugly Ogre desperately desired a bat that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bat is the item to opt for.