My Special Ogre

My Special Ogre craved for a block of cheese that they would cuddle. It should be an exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was wonderous. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

My Special Ogre owned a mug that they would put up their bum. It should have been a fairly odd approach to life, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a mug was the thing that was selected.

My Special Ogre desperately craved for a rubber chicken to hug. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

My Special Ogre had a big sponge that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered an original thing to do, to many, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a big sponge is the thing to select.

My Special Ogre found a pencil sharpener to put in the bath with him. This could be considered an astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

My Special Ogre owned a bottle of beer that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.