Her Hungry Ogre

Her Hungry Ogre desired a computer to cuddle. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the thing opted for.

Her Hungry Ogre desperately needed a condom that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the item to select.

Her Hungry Ogre always kept a bag of flour that they would occasionally worship. It was a fairly bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

Her Hungry Ogre found a rubber johnny that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

Her Hungry Ogre wanted a wig that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a wig was the chosen thing.

Her Hungry Ogre desired a sponge to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sponge was the chosen item.