A Boring Ogre

A Boring Ogre carried a sponge that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

A Boring Ogre desperately looked for a wig that they liked to eat. This is certainly an extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the item selected.

A Boring Ogre needed a cheese grater to try to nail to the wall. It was a weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

A Boring Ogre owned a bag of flour that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a different thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. A bag of flour is the item to opt for.

A Boring Ogre searched for a bottle of coke that they would often embrace. This seems to be an extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

A Boring Ogre always carried a cup to worship. It is considered to be an extraordinary idea, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.