His Bum Loving Ogre

His Bum Loving Ogre desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally demolish. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Ogre desperately needed a sword that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly astonishing operation, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was sublime. Who would have thought, a sword being the thing opted for.

His Bum Loving Ogre desperately needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly new thought, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

His Bum Loving Ogre carried a custard pie that they liked to play with. This seems a fairly new approach to life, to many, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

His Bum Loving Ogre wanted a spade that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be an exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing to opt for.

His Bum Loving Ogre desperately searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was entertaining. Honestly, a piece of paper being the thing selected.