The Beautiful Ogre

The Beautiful Ogre desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be a fairly curious approach to life, to most, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was miraculous. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

The Beautiful Ogre desperately looked for a helmet that they would often play with. It should have been a curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

The Beautiful Ogre carried a mug that they would often play with. It might be an astonishing activity, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a mug being the chosen item.

The Beautiful Ogre always kept a bottle of wine that they would often hug. One might say this is a weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

The Beautiful Ogre desperately looked for a melon that they would annihilate One might say this is a curious exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be simply life. A melon was the chosen item.

The Beautiful Ogre owned a cheese grater that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.