Her Adventurous Ogre

Her Adventurous Ogre desperately craved for a can of coke that they would put in the bath with him. It was an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

Her Adventurous Ogre desired a porno magazine to cuddle. It is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Strangely, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

Her Adventurous Ogre often carried a ball to annihilate It would have been a funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a ball being the item opted for.

Her Adventurous Ogre desperately looked for a sponge that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. A sponge was the thing that was chosen.

Her Adventurous Ogre found a can of Tango that they sometimes eat. This seems a fairly strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

Her Adventurous Ogre carried a spade that they would break. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a spade is the item to select.