Their Anxious Ogre

Their Anxious Ogre desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would often eat. One might find this to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was amazing. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

Their Anxious Ogre found a sword that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a somewhat surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

Their Anxious Ogre found a dildo that they would experiment on. This could be considered an unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

Their Anxious Ogre desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A bag of flour of all things.

Their Anxious Ogre needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly funny activity, to most, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

Their Anxious Ogre owned a crown that they liked to cuddle. It would be a fairly strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the chosen thing.