The Adorable Ogre

The Adorable Ogre always kept a CD player to eat. One might consider this to be a strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a CD player was the item that was selected.

The Adorable Ogre always kept a pencil sharpener that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be an odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

The Adorable Ogre always kept a pen that they would put up their bum. This seems a weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be sublime. Remarkably, a pen is the item to opt for.

The Adorable Ogre desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would often annihilate It should be a fairly original activity, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. A bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

The Adorable Ogre found a stretchman that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered a bizarre proposal, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a stretchman being the item opted for.

The Adorable Ogre owned a cup that they would sleep with. This seems to be a funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Strangely, a cup was the thing that was chosen.