The Ugly Ogre

The Ugly Ogre needed a CD player that they would hug. This might appear to be a surprising action, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a CD player of all things.

The Ugly Ogre always kept a piece of paper that they would sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Ogre always carried a CD player that they would hug. One might find this to be an exciting approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. A CD player being the chosen thing.

The Ugly Ogre desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally smash. This seems a weird action, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Ogre searched for a toilet brush that they sometimes worship. It is a somewhat surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

The Ugly Ogre craved for a cheese grater to cuddle. This seems a weird thought, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen item.