Her Weary Ogre

Her Weary Ogre searched for a dildo that they would occasionally drop. It would be a curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A dildo being the item opted for.

Her Weary Ogre desperately desired a bag of flour that they liked to hug. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be fun. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

Her Weary Ogre needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. A pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

Her Weary Ogre often carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes eat. It would have been an exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese having that done to it

Her Weary Ogre desperately needed a lava lamp that they sometimes put on his head. It might be an exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

Her Weary Ogre wanted a painting of a melon to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.