My Crazy Ogre

My Crazy Ogre searched for a custard pie that they would worship. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

My Crazy Ogre searched for a big sponge that they sometimes share. It is considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was exciting. A big sponge being the thing selected.

My Crazy Ogre wanted a little monkey that they liked to play with. It is a fairly peculiar activity, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

My Crazy Ogre desperately wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

My Crazy Ogre desperately needed a melon that they sometimes smash. It was a fairly odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

My Crazy Ogre desperately searched for a set of lego that they sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly curious action, to some, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a set of lego having that done to it