My Bum Loving Ogre

My Bum Loving Ogre always carried a big sponge to eat. It might have been an odd exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving Ogre desperately searched for a CD player that they would often smash. This might appear to be a fairly strange idea, to me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the thing to choose.

My Bum Loving Ogre wanted a toilet brush that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly an exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Ogre desired a crown that they would cuddle. This could be considered a fairly strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a crown of all things.

My Bum Loving Ogre desired a cucumber that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly different activity, to most, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Ogre always kept a cup that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is awesome. A cup having that done to it