Their Cheerful Ogre

Their Cheerful Ogre often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often eat. This might appear to be a fairly original idea, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

Their Cheerful Ogre desired a bag of flour that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

Their Cheerful Ogre always kept a painting of a melon that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

Their Cheerful Ogre needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to worship. One might find this to be a bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

Their Cheerful Ogre found a cucumber to rub on his belly. It would be a peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was awe-inspring. A cucumber is the thing to choose.

Their Cheerful Ogre craved for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally demolish. It would be an exciting suggestion, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. A painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.