Her Exciting Ogre

Her Exciting Ogre always had with them a pen that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a pen would be the item chosen.

Her Exciting Ogre owned a block of cheese that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

Her Exciting Ogre often carried a helmet that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a new thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the item selected.

Her Exciting Ogre always had with them a melon to eat. It was a fairly original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a melon was the item that was chosen.

Her Exciting Ogre desperately looked for a wig that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the item chosen.

Her Exciting Ogre carried a porno magazine that they would often play with. This could be considered a fairly different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the chosen item.