The Handsome Ogre

The Handsome Ogre desperately desired a set square that they would often break. It should be a new action, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Ogre desperately wanted a set square that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a set square was the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Ogre searched for a rubber chicken that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Ogre desperately searched for a can of coke that they liked to drop. It would be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the item to select.

The Handsome Ogre always kept a can of Tango to throw. It might be a fairly unusual action, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

The Handsome Ogre desperately wanted a dildo that they would often eat. This seems a funny thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.