His Depressed Ogre

His Depressed Ogre desperately looked for a chocolate bar to demolish. It would have been a fairly surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

His Depressed Ogre wanted a cheese grater that they would often play with. It was considered to be a fairly strange action, to most, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is awesome. A cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

His Depressed Ogre needed a rubber johnny that they would drop. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

His Depressed Ogre desperately desired a bag of flour that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been an original activity, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

His Depressed Ogre owned a cup that they would embrace. It should be a weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a cup was the chosen item.

His Depressed Ogre owned a condom that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the item selected.