My Green Ogre

My Green Ogre always had with them a stapler to sleep with. This could be considered a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing to select.

My Green Ogre desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be a fairly original thought, to many, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a pint of beer having that done to it

My Green Ogre always carried a rubber chicken that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was an exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

My Green Ogre desired a tomato to demolish. It should have been a fairly bizarre operation, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was miraculous. Honestly, a tomato being the item opted for.

My Green Ogre desperately craved for a sword that they liked to play with. This seems a fairly curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a sword is the thing to select.

My Green Ogre desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was epic. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.