A Curious Ogre

A Curious Ogre craved for a radiator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

A Curious Ogre desired a bat that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bat was the chosen thing.

A Curious Ogre desired a condom that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was exciting. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing to choose.

A Curious Ogre found a bottle of wine that they liked to share. It should be a fairly surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

A Curious Ogre always had with them a bottle of wine that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

A Curious Ogre always kept a Harry Potter wand that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be an original idea, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.