Her Gentle Ogre

Her Gentle Ogre needed a painting of a melon that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was epic. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Gentle Ogre owned a painting of a melon that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is an astonishing thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be sublime. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

Her Gentle Ogre found a bat that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a different idea, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a bat being the chosen thing.

Her Gentle Ogre found a cup that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a bizarre action, to me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the item that was chosen.

Her Gentle Ogre found a set of lego that they would sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly funny exercise, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

Her Gentle Ogre had a condom that they liked to demolish. It would have been a new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing to choose.