His Eccentric Ogre

His Eccentric Ogre looked for a crown that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been an exciting activity, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Honestly, a crown was the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Ogre desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand to eat. It should have been a fairly curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

His Eccentric Ogre desperately looked for a wig that they would often cuddle. It would have been an odd activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

His Eccentric Ogre desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they sometimes embrace. It would have been a fairly funny activity, to some, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Ogre carried a can of coke that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thought, to most, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

His Eccentric Ogre desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally break. It should be a fairly curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.