His Eccentric Ogre

His Eccentric Ogre desperately craved for a sword that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a sword being the chosen item.

His Eccentric Ogre desperately needed a pint of cider that they liked to demolish. This might appear to be an astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

His Eccentric Ogre desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Ogre carried a block of cheese that they would often drop. It is considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a block of cheese being the item selected.

His Eccentric Ogre always kept a helmet to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a helmet of all things.

His Eccentric Ogre always had with them a porno magazine that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was exciting. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.