Horny Ogre

Horny Ogre desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be a fairly funny idea, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. A Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

Horny Ogre always kept a chocolate bar that they liked to throw. It should be a different thought, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

Horny Ogre desperately needed a stapler that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a fairly odd thought, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the item to select.

Horny Ogre desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered a fairly funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

Horny Ogre desperately wanted a helmet that they would sometimes drop. This seems an odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. A helmet is the thing to select.

Horny Ogre carried a dildo that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be a curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item to select.