A Confused Ogre

A Confused Ogre carried a big sponge that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been an original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

A Confused Ogre had a pen to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly exciting proposal, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Ogre desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered an astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

A Confused Ogre searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally experiment on. It should be a fairly surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

A Confused Ogre found a melon that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a fairly strange thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, epic. A melon would be the thing that was selected.

A Confused Ogre carried a sword that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to some, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a sword is the item to choose.