The Chinese Ogre

The Chinese Ogre desperately desired a can of coke to break. It was a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. A can of coke was the item that was selected.

The Chinese Ogre desperately desired a sponge that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly unusual activity, to you, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Chinese Ogre needed a spade that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a spade is the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Ogre always had with them a radiator that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be an unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the item opted for.

The Chinese Ogre had a vibrator that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

The Chinese Ogre often carried a bag of poop that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been an unusual proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the thing selected.