Their Gentle Ogre

Their Gentle Ogre desperately desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be an astonishing idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

Their Gentle Ogre carried a computer that they would often eat. It should have been a fairly original approach to life, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

Their Gentle Ogre carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

Their Gentle Ogre carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

Their Gentle Ogre desperately desired a cup to share. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the item to select.

Their Gentle Ogre wanted a cheese grater to put up their bum. It is a surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was exciting. A cheese grater being the thing opted for.