The Stupid Ogre

The Stupid Ogre desperately searched for a hat that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a hat having that done to it

The Stupid Ogre often carried a hat that they would throw. It should have been a bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. A hat would be the item that was selected.

The Stupid Ogre carried a pencil sharpener to sleep with. It should have been an exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

The Stupid Ogre looked for a bottle of wine that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

The Stupid Ogre craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Ogre desired a piece of paper that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.