The Famous Ogre

The Famous Ogre found a bat that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bat was the thing that was selected.

The Famous Ogre desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally drop. It would have been a fairly exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

The Famous Ogre found a chocolate bar that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

The Famous Ogre craved for a wig that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. A wig was the chosen thing.

The Famous Ogre craved for a toilet brush that they sometimes throw. This seems an extraordinary proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

The Famous Ogre desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally worship. It might have been an odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.